Blue Man's Book Of Revised Quotes.
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Blue Man's Book Of Revised Quotes.
In honor of my esteemed fellow Ram, and KB poster Blue Man,
I though perhaps, that I should write a book of famous lines and
quotes, as I channel my inner Blue Man.
Here goes!
Abraham Lincoln's Address:
"Four fucking score and seven fucking years ago....."
Bill Clinton on Monica Lewinsky:
"Ah did not have fucking relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky!"
Clark Gable to Vivien Leigh in Gone With The Wind:
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a fuck!"
Juliet to Romeo (Shakespere BM style!):
"Romeo, oh Romeo, wherefore the fuck art thou, Romeo?"
FDR:
"We have nothing to fucking fear, but fucking fear itself!"
Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca:
"Of all the gin joins in all the world, she had to fucking walk into mine."
To Ingrid Bergman:
"All the problems in the world don't amount to a fucking hill of beans."
Pharell Williams:
"Because I'm fucking happy......"
Julius Ceasar to Brutus:
"Et tu, fucking asshole?"
Michael Jackson's song "Beat it" changed to "Fuck it"
Forest Gump:
"My mama always says, 'Life is like a box of chocolate.
You never know what the fuck you're gonna get."
Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music:
"The hills are alive, with the sound of fucking music!"
President Obama:
"If you wish, you can keep your fucking doctor."
Editor's note:
Please feel free to provide your own memorable versions of
possible Blue Man lines and quotes.
I though perhaps, that I should write a book of famous lines and
quotes, as I channel my inner Blue Man.
Here goes!
Abraham Lincoln's Address:
"Four fucking score and seven fucking years ago....."
Bill Clinton on Monica Lewinsky:
"Ah did not have fucking relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky!"
Clark Gable to Vivien Leigh in Gone With The Wind:
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a fuck!"
Juliet to Romeo (Shakespere BM style!):
"Romeo, oh Romeo, wherefore the fuck art thou, Romeo?"
FDR:
"We have nothing to fucking fear, but fucking fear itself!"
Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca:
"Of all the gin joins in all the world, she had to fucking walk into mine."
To Ingrid Bergman:
"All the problems in the world don't amount to a fucking hill of beans."
Pharell Williams:
"Because I'm fucking happy......"
Julius Ceasar to Brutus:
"Et tu, fucking asshole?"
Michael Jackson's song "Beat it" changed to "Fuck it"
Forest Gump:
"My mama always says, 'Life is like a box of chocolate.
You never know what the fuck you're gonna get."
Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music:
"The hills are alive, with the sound of fucking music!"
President Obama:
"If you wish, you can keep your fucking doctor."
Editor's note:
Please feel free to provide your own memorable versions of
possible Blue Man lines and quotes.
< Arthur is my spirit animal.
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Priceless, Rod.
I'll assume you'll be here all week....
I'll assume you'll be here all week....
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I'll probably think of more stuff when I'm falling asleep.
I thought of this while walking Arthur tonight.
I thought of this while walking Arthur tonight.
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"You don't understand. I could have had fucking class. I could have been a fucking contender, instead of a fucking bum, which is what I am, you asshole!"
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Re: Blue Man's Book Of Revised Quotes.
Solid improvements across the board.
"If you build it, they will come." --Us, circa 2011
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Clark Gable to Vivien Leigh in Gone With The Wind:
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a fuck!"
Great stuff. This is my favorite fuckin' one.
Are we regressing?
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a fuck!"
Great stuff. This is my favorite fuckin' one.
Are we regressing?
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I like Billyboy's the best!
From Princess Bride:
" Hello, My Name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my fucking father.
Prepare to fucking die!"
Magic Max to Andre the Giant:
"It so happens your friend is mostly fucking dead.
Slightly fucking alive."
Hulk Hogan:
"Whatcha gonna do, when Hulkamania fucks you?"
Rick Flair:
"To be the fucking man, you gotta beat the fucking man!"
Wizard of Oz.
Scarecrow:
"If I only had a fucking brain."
Wicked Witch of The West:
"I'll get you and your little fucking dog, too!"
Dorothy:
"Somewhere over the rainbow, way up fucking high...."
Michael Corleone:
"All the heads of the Five Families are dead.
Fucking Barzini,fucking Tartsaglia, fucking Moe Green.....
so don't fucking lie to me. It insults my fucking intelligence!"
Don Clemenza:
"Leave the fucking gun. Take the fucking canolis."
Lou Gehrig:
"Today I'm the luckiest fucking man on earth...."
Peyton Manning:
"FUCKING OMAHA! FUCKING OMAHA!"
Lebron James:
"ONE TWO THREE! FUCKING CLEVELAND!"
From Princess Bride:
" Hello, My Name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my fucking father.
Prepare to fucking die!"
Magic Max to Andre the Giant:
"It so happens your friend is mostly fucking dead.
Slightly fucking alive."
Hulk Hogan:
"Whatcha gonna do, when Hulkamania fucks you?"
Rick Flair:
"To be the fucking man, you gotta beat the fucking man!"
Wizard of Oz.
Scarecrow:
"If I only had a fucking brain."
Wicked Witch of The West:
"I'll get you and your little fucking dog, too!"
Dorothy:
"Somewhere over the rainbow, way up fucking high...."
Michael Corleone:
"All the heads of the Five Families are dead.
Fucking Barzini,fucking Tartsaglia, fucking Moe Green.....
so don't fucking lie to me. It insults my fucking intelligence!"
Don Clemenza:
"Leave the fucking gun. Take the fucking canolis."
Lou Gehrig:
"Today I'm the luckiest fucking man on earth...."
Peyton Manning:
"FUCKING OMAHA! FUCKING OMAHA!"
Lebron James:
"ONE TWO THREE! FUCKING CLEVELAND!"
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I think weird al should do fuck it!
Eat it was cute, but fuck it couldve gone to #1.
Eat it was cute, but fuck it couldve gone to #1.
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This thread gets the Potty Mouth award.
Un fucking believable.
Un fucking believable.
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Re: Blue Man's Book Of Revised Quotes.
This is a great thread. Creative!
Support Coach Miller & Rhody Basketball! Give to the Athletic Director's Fund
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All brought to you by fucking keaneyblue.com
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Good fucking morning, folks.
Sad to hear fucking Shartner Farms burned down.
They had fucking great pies and fucking great fries.
Hope they reopen fucking soon.
Sad to hear fucking Shartner Farms burned down.
They had fucking great pies and fucking great fries.
Hope they reopen fucking soon.
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I wouldn't live up to my screen name if I didn't include these gems.
Karate Kid
Sensei- 'Sweep the fucking leg.'
Johnny- {confused almost defiant look}
Sensei- 'You got a fucking problem with that.'
Johnny- 'Shit no, Sensei.'
Sensei- 'No fucking mercy.'
Or
Cobra Kai Member Tommy- 'Get em' a fuckin' bodybag. Yeah.. {crazy maniacal giggle}
Karate Kid
Sensei- 'Sweep the fucking leg.'
Johnny- {confused almost defiant look}
Sensei- 'You got a fucking problem with that.'
Johnny- 'Shit no, Sensei.'
Sensei- 'No fucking mercy.'
Or
Cobra Kai Member Tommy- 'Get em' a fuckin' bodybag. Yeah.. {crazy maniacal giggle}
'No Mercy.'
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Whenever I post about Cox and its "excellent" streaming support I break out multiple F bombs
Fucking cox sucks
fuck you cox
cox sucking motherfucker
I may have told Rod to fuck himself once a while back before we became BFFs
Fucking cox sucks
fuck you cox
cox sucking motherfucker
I may have told Rod to fuck himself once a while back before we became BFFs
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I think you used to be GARamFan, or some other fucking screenname.
You hated Bobby Fucking Cremins, if I recall.
You hated Bobby Fucking Cremins, if I recall.
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"To be or not to be, that is the fucking question," Billy S.
"It's all part of the fucking process," CFL
"When will this fucking process generate some fucking results," all of us?
Scratch that last one, you said revised quotes.
"It's all part of the fucking process," CFL
"When will this fucking process generate some fucking results," all of us?
Scratch that last one, you said revised quotes.
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Take down the Robert Carothers banner and fix the concession stand lines
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"You talking fucking practice?" -A.I.
"Mongo fucking pawn in game of life" -Mongo, in "Blazing Saddles"
"Mongo fucking pawn in game of life" -Mongo, in "Blazing Saddles"
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Re: Blue Man's Book Of Revised Quotes.
Not exactly revised, but this has always been one of my favorites:
"Now I'm tired of this shit! I am sick and fuckin' tired of an 8-10 record! I'm fuckin' tired of losing to Purdue!" - Robert Montgomery Knight
"Now I'm tired of this shit! I am sick and fuckin' tired of an 8-10 record! I'm fuckin' tired of losing to Purdue!" - Robert Montgomery Knight
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George Carlin had a couple of classics along this theme. "To Fuck a Mockingbird" and "Fuck the Umpire, Fuck the Umpire!"
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"The Empire Fucks Back"
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Does BFF stand for Best Fucking Friends?Ramtastico wrote:Whenever I post about Cox and its "excellent" streaming support I break out multiple F bombs
Fucking cox sucks
fuck you cox
cox sucking motherfucker
I may have told Rod to fuck himself once a while back before we became BFFs
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My personal favorite, the Count on sesame street...
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Great thread. But we're gonna need a bigger fuckin boat. And also, No fuckin soup for you!!!
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Where the fuck is Blue fucking Man?
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Buried in the fuckin snow.
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Fuckin' Baron.
What happened to the 1-3" of FUCKING snow we were supposed to get today?
What happened to the 1-3" of FUCKING snow we were supposed to get today?
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Fucking Baron Von Shitstorm.
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Oh, somewhere in this fucking land the fucking sun is shining bright;
The fucking band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are fucking light,
And somewhere men are fucking laughing, and somewhere children fucking shout;
But there is no joy in fucking Mudville — fucking Casey has struck out.
The fucking band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are fucking light,
And somewhere men are fucking laughing, and somewhere children fucking shout;
But there is no joy in fucking Mudville — fucking Casey has struck out.
"If you build it, they will come." --Us, circa 2011
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"Eat lead, you fucking filthy animal!"-Home Alone
Somebody needs to do the Chevy Chase rant, complete with fucks, from the movie NL's Christmas Vacation, where he confronts his boss after Chevy's moron cousin Eddie kidnaps him.
I can't remember it all, but it was awesome.
Somebody needs to do the Chevy Chase rant, complete with fucks, from the movie NL's Christmas Vacation, where he confronts his boss after Chevy's moron cousin Eddie kidnaps him.
I can't remember it all, but it was awesome.
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I regret being away from the board all day. This is the best thing I have ever fucking seen.
If you say you’re a Rhody fan, I know you are my brother. For you have suffered as I have suffered.
Give to the Athletic Director's Fund
Give to Rhody's NIL
Give to the Athletic Director's Fund
Give to Rhody's NIL
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Blue Man, you must be fucking proud.
Truly fucking inspirational.
The fucking Hawk WILL die Saturday!
Truly fucking inspirational.
The fucking Hawk WILL die Saturday!
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We all fucking missed you, today,
Blue Fucking Man!
Don't fucking leave for so long.
We won't know what the fuck to do without you,
Blue Fucking Man!
Don't fucking leave for so long.
We won't know what the fuck to do without you,
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Chazz in Bronx Tale
Now youz cant leave
Now youz cant leave
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BAR, you're supposed to fucking add fuck to the quote.
What the fuck is wrong with youz?
Fucking Blue Man will be upset!
It should be:
"Now youz can't fucking leave."
What the fuck is wrong with youz?
Fucking Blue Man will be upset!
It should be:
"Now youz can't fucking leave."
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If this thread is going "clean," I'm fuckin' otta here.
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I FUCKING HATE THE FUCKING HAWK. Our prissy fucking mascot better start acting like a Rhody mascot tomorrow.
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Rhody needs a fucking addadicktome operation.
I swear to God, he was fucking sleeping near the cheerleaders against fucking asshole
Davidson.
I swear to God, he was fucking sleeping near the cheerleaders against fucking asshole
Davidson.
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I mean, can't he at least come out with an apron, a big bottle of barbeque sauce and some tongs and fucking chase that bird around????????
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I didn't want to get involved with this, but where the fuck is Ace? (sorry Ace)
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I think that fuckin' ram is a girl...or Richard fuckin' Simmons.
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Ace's in fucking Philly.I heard she's secretly married to
the St. Joe's Hawk!
Ace is the anti GBG. She stays away when we lose.
Hates to read bad things about Dan's players or Dan.
I get that.
the St. Joe's Hawk!
Ace is the anti GBG. She stays away when we lose.
Hates to read bad things about Dan's players or Dan.
I get that.
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I thought she was married to fucking Martelli.
She said she liked him. For a marriage, that qualifies, sometime.
She said she liked him. For a marriage, that qualifies, sometime.
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Yes, and also BARF- Best Asshole Rod the Fuckface!rhodyrudder wrote:Does BFF stand for Best Fucking Friends?Ramtastico wrote:Whenever I post about Cox and its "excellent" streaming support I break out multiple F bombs
Fucking cox sucks
fuck you cox
cox sucking motherfucker
I may have told Rod to fuck himself once a while back before we became BFFs
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Hey Rod Fuck you I was never GA ram fucking fan or whatever the fuck you are thinking. Bobby is a cool fucking dude.rodfromcranston wrote:I think you used to be GARamFan, or some other fucking screenname.
You hated Bobby Fucking Cremins, if I recall.
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I am in Charlston SC at the fucking wine and food festival and am fucking fuckfaced at 3:30 A fucking M in the fucking morning.
I called Antonio Fucking-Reynolds-Dean and his fucking ass is up in fucking Baltimore at the CAA tournament and they fucked Drexel in the ass last night. Way to fucking go!
If C of C loses tonight (Saturday) Tone will get his fucking ass down here to see me.
(BTW this is a true fucking story, fuckface-dean is doing well and sends his fucking love)
Close this mother fucking thread down now bitches.
I called Antonio Fucking-Reynolds-Dean and his fucking ass is up in fucking Baltimore at the CAA tournament and they fucked Drexel in the ass last night. Way to fucking go!
If C of C loses tonight (Saturday) Tone will get his fucking ass down here to see me.
(BTW this is a true fucking story, fuckface-dean is doing well and sends his fucking love)
Close this mother fucking thread down now bitches.
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Vegas has set the over under on Ramtastico's BAC from last night at .21. Damn, I wishI had as good of a night as he did
Take down the Robert Carothers banner and fix the concession stand lines
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His fucking blood alcohol level must be fucking 2.8,
when he wrote that fucking shit.
Guess I got Ramtastico confused with some other Georgia
fucking asshole, prick.
when he wrote that fucking shit.
Guess I got Ramtastico confused with some other Georgia
fucking asshole, prick.
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What? Where the fuck am I???