Blue Man's Book Of Revised Quotes.

rodfromcranston · Unread post by **rodfromcranston** » 9 years ago

In honor of my esteemed fellow Ram, and KB poster Blue Man,
I though perhaps, that I should write a book of famous lines and
quotes, as I channel my inner Blue Man.
Here goes!

Abraham Lincoln's Address:
"Four fucking score and seven fucking years ago....."

Bill Clinton on Monica Lewinsky:
"Ah did not have fucking relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky!"

Clark Gable to Vivien Leigh in Gone With The Wind:
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a fuck!"

Juliet to Romeo (Shakespere BM style!):
"Romeo, oh Romeo, wherefore the fuck art thou, Romeo?"

FDR:
"We have nothing to fucking fear, but fucking fear itself!"

Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca:
"Of all the gin joins in all the world, she had to fucking walk into mine."
To Ingrid Bergman:
"All the problems in the world don't amount to a fucking hill of beans."

Pharell Williams:
"Because I'm fucking happy......"

Julius Ceasar to Brutus:
"Et tu, fucking asshole?"

Michael Jackson's song "Beat it" changed to "Fuck it"

Forest Gump:
"My mama always says, 'Life is like a box of chocolate.
You never know what the fuck you're gonna get."

Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music:
"The hills are alive, with the sound of fucking music!"

President Obama:
"If you wish, you can keep your fucking doctor."

Editor's note:
Please feel free to provide your own memorable versions of
possible Blue Man lines and quotes.

rambone 78 · Unread post by **rambone 78** » 9 years ago

Priceless, Rod.

I'll assume you'll be here all week....

rodfromcranston · Unread post by **rodfromcranston** » 9 years ago

I'll probably think of more stuff when I'm falling asleep.
I thought of this while walking Arthur tonight.

Billyboy78 · Unread post by **Billyboy78** » 9 years ago

"You don't understand. I could have had fucking class. I could have been a fucking contender, instead of a fucking bum, which is what I am, you asshole!"

Unread post by **TruePoint** » 9 years ago

Solid improvements across the board.

ramfan85 · Unread post by **ramfan85** » 9 years ago

Clark Gable to Vivien Leigh in Gone With The Wind:
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a fuck!"

Great stuff. This is my favorite fuckin' one.
Are we regressing?

rodfromcranston · Unread post by **rodfromcranston** » 9 years ago

I like Billyboy's the best!

From Princess Bride:
" Hello, My Name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my fucking father.
Prepare to fucking die!"

Magic Max to Andre the Giant:
"It so happens your friend is mostly fucking dead.
Slightly fucking alive."

Hulk Hogan:
"Whatcha gonna do, when Hulkamania fucks you?"

Rick Flair:
"To be the fucking man, you gotta beat the fucking man!"

Wizard of Oz.
Scarecrow:
"If I only had a fucking brain."
Wicked Witch of The West:
"I'll get you and your little fucking dog, too!"
Dorothy:
"Somewhere over the rainbow, way up fucking high...."

Michael Corleone:
"All the heads of the Five Families are dead.
Fucking Barzini,fucking Tartsaglia, fucking Moe Green.....
so don't fucking lie to me. It insults my fucking intelligence!"

Don Clemenza:
"Leave the fucking gun. Take the fucking canolis."

Lou Gehrig:
"Today I'm the luckiest fucking man on earth...."

Peyton Manning:
"FUCKING OMAHA! FUCKING OMAHA!"

Lebron James:
"ONE TWO THREE! FUCKING CLEVELAND!"

rhodyrudder · Unread post by **rhodyrudder** » 9 years ago

I think weird al should do fuck it!
Eat it was cute, but fuck it couldve gone to #1.

rambone 78 · Unread post by **rambone 78** » 9 years ago

This thread gets the Potty Mouth award.

Un fucking believable.

Unread post by **ATPTourFan** » 9 years ago

This is a great thread. Creative!

rambone 78 · Unread post by **rambone 78** » 9 years ago

All brought to you by fucking keaneyblue.com

rodfromcranston · Unread post by **rodfromcranston** » 9 years ago

Good fucking morning, folks.
Sad to hear fucking Shartner Farms burned down.
They had fucking great pies and fucking great fries.
Hope they reopen fucking soon.

Sweep The Leg · Unread post by **Sweep The Leg** » 9 years ago

I wouldn't live up to my screen name if I didn't include these gems.

Karate Kid

Sensei- 'Sweep the fucking leg.'
Johnny- {confused almost defiant look}
Sensei- 'You got a fucking problem with that.'
Johnny- 'Shit no, Sensei.'
Sensei- 'No fucking mercy.'

Or

Cobra Kai Member Tommy- 'Get em' a fuckin' bodybag. Yeah.. {crazy maniacal giggle}

Ramtastico · Unread post by **Ramtastico** » 9 years ago

Whenever I post about Cox and its "excellent" streaming support I break out multiple F bombs
Fucking cox sucks
fuck you cox
cox sucking motherfucker
I may have told Rod to fuck himself once a while back before we became BFFs

rodfromcranston · Unread post by **rodfromcranston** » 9 years ago

I think you used to be GARamFan, or some other fucking screenname.
You hated Bobby Fucking Cremins, if I recall.

RhowdyRam02 · Unread post by **RhowdyRam02** » 9 years ago

"To be or not to be, that is the fucking question," Billy S.

"It's all part of the fucking process," CFL

"When will this fucking process generate some fucking results," all of us?

Scratch that last one, you said revised quotes.

rambone 78 · Unread post by **rambone 78** » 9 years ago

"You talking fucking practice?" -A.I.

"Mongo fucking pawn in game of life" -Mongo, in "Blazing Saddles"

SmartyBarrett · Unread post by **SmartyBarrett** » 9 years ago

Not exactly revised, but this has always been one of my favorites:

"Now I'm tired of this shit! I am sick and fuckin' tired of an 8-10 record! I'm fuckin' tired of losing to Purdue!" - Robert Montgomery Knight

rhodyram81 · Unread post by **rhodyram81** » 9 years ago

George Carlin had a couple of classics along this theme. "To Fuck a Mockingbird" and "Fuck the Umpire, Fuck the Umpire!"

rambone 78 · Unread post by **rambone 78** » 9 years ago

"The Empire Fucks Back"

rhodyrudder · Unread post by **rhodyrudder** » 9 years ago

Ramtastico wrote:Whenever I post about Cox and its "excellent" streaming support I break out multiple F bombs
Fucking cox sucks
fuck you cox
cox sucking motherfucker
I may have told Rod to fuck himself once a while back before we became BFFs

Does BFF stand for Best Fucking Friends?

TexRam · Unread post by **TexRam** » 9 years ago

My personal favorite, the Count on sesame street...

theblueram · Unread post by **theblueram** » 9 years ago

Great thread. But we're gonna need a bigger fuckin boat. And also, No fuckin soup for you!!!

rodfromcranston · Unread post by **rodfromcranston** » 9 years ago

Where the fuck is Blue fucking Man?

theblueram · Unread post by **theblueram** » 9 years ago

Buried in the fuckin snow.

ramfan85 · Unread post by **ramfan85** » 9 years ago

Fuckin' Baron.

What happened to the 1-3" of FUCKING snow we were supposed to get today?

rambone 78 · Unread post by **rambone 78** » 9 years ago

Fucking Baron Von Shitstorm.

Unread post by **TruePoint** » 9 years ago

Oh, somewhere in this fucking land the fucking sun is shining bright;
The fucking band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are fucking light,
And somewhere men are fucking laughing, and somewhere children fucking shout;
But there is no joy in fucking Mudville — fucking Casey has struck out.

rodfromcranston · Unread post by **rodfromcranston** » 9 years ago

BRAVO! FUCKING BRAVO! TP!

rambone 78 · Unread post by **rambone 78** » 9 years ago

"Eat lead, you fucking filthy animal!"-Home Alone

Somebody needs to do the Chevy Chase rant, complete with fucks, from the movie NL's Christmas Vacation, where he confronts his boss after Chevy's moron cousin Eddie kidnaps him.

I can't remember it all, but it was awesome.

Blue Man · Unread post by **Blue Man** » 9 years ago

I regret being away from the board all day. This is the best thing I have ever fucking seen.

rambone 78 · Unread post by **rambone 78** » 9 years ago

Blue Man, you must be fucking proud.

Truly fucking inspirational.

The fucking Hawk WILL die Saturday!

rodfromcranston · Unread post by **rodfromcranston** » 9 years ago

We all fucking missed you, today,
Blue Fucking Man!
Don't fucking leave for so long.
We won't know what the fuck to do without you,

bigappleram · Unread post by **bigappleram** » 9 years ago

Chazz in Bronx Tale

Now youz cant leave

rodfromcranston · Unread post by **rodfromcranston** » 9 years ago

BAR, you're supposed to fucking add fuck to the quote.
What the fuck is wrong with youz?
Fucking Blue Man will be upset!
It should be:
"Now youz can't fucking leave."

ramfan85 · Unread post by **ramfan85** » 9 years ago

If this thread is going "clean," I'm fuckin' otta here.

theblueram · Unread post by **theblueram** » 9 years ago

I FUCKING HATE THE FUCKING HAWK. Our prissy fucking mascot better start acting like a Rhody mascot tomorrow.

rodfromcranston · Unread post by **rodfromcranston** » 9 years ago

Rhody needs a fucking addadicktome operation.
I swear to God, he was fucking sleeping near the cheerleaders against fucking asshole
Davidson.

theblueram · Unread post by **theblueram** » 9 years ago

I mean, can't he at least come out with an apron, a big bottle of barbeque sauce and some tongs and fucking chase that bird around????????

rodfromcranston · Unread post by **rodfromcranston** » 9 years ago

I fucking like that idea!

RAM67 · Unread post by **RAM67** » 9 years ago

I didn't want to get involved with this, but where the fuck is Ace? (sorry Ace)

ramfan85 · Unread post by **ramfan85** » 9 years ago

I think that fuckin' ram is a girl...or Richard fuckin' Simmons.

rodfromcranston · Unread post by **rodfromcranston** » 9 years ago

Ace's in fucking Philly.I heard she's secretly married to
the St. Joe's Hawk!
Ace is the anti GBG. She stays away when we lose.
Hates to read bad things about Dan's players or Dan.
I get that.

rambone 78 · Unread post by **rambone 78** » 9 years ago

I thought she was married to fucking Martelli.

She said she liked him. For a marriage, that qualifies, sometime.

Ramtastico · Unread post by **Ramtastico** » 9 years ago

rhodyrudder wrote:
Ramtastico wrote:Whenever I post about Cox and its "excellent" streaming support I break out multiple F bombs
Fucking cox sucks
fuck you cox
cox sucking motherfucker
I may have told Rod to fuck himself once a while back before we became BFFs
Does BFF stand for Best Fucking Friends?

Yes, and also BARF- Best Asshole Rod the Fuckface!

Ramtastico · Unread post by **Ramtastico** » 9 years ago

rodfromcranston wrote:I think you used to be GARamFan, or some other fucking screenname.
You hated Bobby Fucking Cremins, if I recall.

Hey Rod Fuck you I was never GA ram fucking fan or whatever the fuck you are thinking. Bobby is a cool fucking dude.

Ramtastico · Unread post by **Ramtastico** » 9 years ago

I am in Charlston SC at the fucking wine and food festival and am fucking fuckfaced at 3:30 A fucking M in the fucking morning.
I called Antonio Fucking-Reynolds-Dean and his fucking ass is up in fucking Baltimore at the CAA tournament and they fucked Drexel in the ass last night. Way to fucking go!
If C of C loses tonight (Saturday) Tone will get his fucking ass down here to see me.
(BTW this is a true fucking story, fuckface-dean is doing well and sends his fucking love)
Close this mother fucking thread down now bitches.

RhowdyRam02 · Unread post by **RhowdyRam02** » 9 years ago

Vegas has set the over under on Ramtastico's BAC from last night at .21. Damn, I wishI had as good of a night as he did

rodfromcranston · Unread post by **rodfromcranston** » 9 years ago

His fucking blood alcohol level must be fucking 2.8,
when he wrote that fucking shit.
Guess I got Ramtastico confused with some other Georgia
fucking asshole, prick.

Ramtastico · Unread post by **Ramtastico** » 9 years ago

What? Where the fuck am I???